Dear Maxim,
Enclosed please find my subscription card. Upon it I have furnished an original piece of artwork, part of my "Birds on junkmail" series. Please send me my very own subscription to Maxim. Don't be put off by the fact that my roommate already has a subscription coming to our address. I want my own. We don't like to share. Also, please send not one but TWO copies of "Best Bar Jokes." My boyfriend wants it too and we don't like to share either. Thank you.
